Just once, I wish someone's element was molybdenum, It's just fun to say.

Or you drown.

I'm not sure how to answer you. Yes, I feel that I put plenty of effort into the most important aspects of my life.

Exactly. It really just doesn't come up very often for me because of my sheltered existence. So it isn't really vital that I know it. I just try not to intentionally offend anyone, and then apologize if I become aware that I have offended someone. You can ask for more from me, but that doesn't necessarily mean you'll…

No idea. I can't either. And you know, it ain't so bad. I don't mind not really getting most of it.

I didn't help that I shave my head. Only due to male pattern baldness, I swear.

But way less scary than the second Poltergeist. Julian Beck alone.

God Shamgod?

But she wasn't ugly OR fat!

The bluesman? I kinda doubt it.

With posse?

They go with the goofy faces he feels are necessary.

Is that why there was so much weirdness when I was looking for New Balance shoes recently? I'm a white dude. Didn't know they were associated with nazis, neo or otherwise. They just fit my feet well and provide the right kind of arch support I need. I like milk too. Hmm. Maybe I AM a nazi. I don't think I am, but the…

I don't know much about much, but Thin Lizzy kicks ass.

Hmm. You'd think if they were in fact the same person, Mark Henry would be a little better on the mic. Maybe that's to throw us off the trail?

Nope. I'm too damned soft since I became "da da" to intentionally read a story about the death of a child.

That's all well and good, but there are important pop culture articles to comment upon. Though I guess you can still do that in your repose.

It ain't so bad here.

Man, haven't seen a Gatti's in forever. Used to stop on the trip down from Dallas to Corpus at one of them (can't remember where on the path).

Alvarado is only 30-something miles from either Fort Worth or Dallas. Conceivably folks could drive to Alvarado to see Coolio. I'm not saying they are. But they could.