I… I don't know. I'm tempted to say "me", but that seems self-aggrandizing. I just don't have any other data points.

Can't wait for the first time this is used in a criminal case. Appeal a-plenty.

When will then be now?

Any sackings?

So we could post hilarious and offensive comments on the subject!

And has the much superior tone.

I just count myself lucky to live in an area with a significant Vietnamese population. Cuz i love Pho.

That is simply tremendous. 13-year-old me thinks that would make a bitchin' shirt.

I'm sure this is repeated in many a town, but I coulda sworn there's a Pho King restaurant in Keller, Texas.

Not in Vietnam. I think they call it the coriolis effect.

Even out here in the Texas wilderness of DFW we've got pho on every (other) street corner. I wouldn't guess that say, Monahans has a rockin' pho restaurant, but most any place with a decent population has several.

Presidential glory holes are the best. Way over-budget though. There may be some pork in there.

Norm MacDonald would be great for the store-brand version on any of the other networks.

And sweep-picking!

In conclusion, El Paso sucks and any sense of humor that escapes is purely incidental.

It's famous for it's sustain.

10-4. I just figured that would be a statistically insignificant portion of said blowjob parties. Seems more like a desperate, aggressive, straight dude tactic to me.

You want me to say "what", like I don't get it.

How come fortune cookies don't contain actual fortunes any more. Everything I've gotten recently has been passive-aggressive advice. Can we get Bruce Leeroy on the case?

After extensive research, 99.99% of all planned blowjob parties end up being attended extensively by dudes. No matter how much you "get the word out".