Especially if one is a dinosaur obsessed, dorky youth with no girlfriend. At that point it becomes the greatest movie you've ever seen. That's what I heard anyway.

If this van's a rockin', wait until it is no longer a rockin', then give me at least 10-15 minutes before knocking. More time would be better for all involved.

Young Rutiger is wise beyond his years.

As the new proud owner of a slightly used minivan, no you do not look cool. None of us do. It isn't a cool vehicle. Cool features, but this thing is utility all the way. And not sports utility, regular picking up the kids, getting groceries, taking kids to soccer practice, comfortable car sex, road trip utility.

So THAT'S who read The Secret!

Replace them all with The Replacements?

Migas on the other hand, magnifique!

At least it was a complete sentence.

"I liked giving Milla Jovovich _____ for 10 years."

That's one of the few movies that I genuinely had the "fear" reaction to while watching it as either an adult or near-adult (so we can't count Freddy Krueger when I was 8). The other that comes to mind is The Ring.

We had a Tinderdome, but it stinks in there.

They need a scapegoat for that now?

Exact same urine content.

Well, they already dance better than me and can use simple tools better than me.

But will Old Jersey take them?

Can they be found in low places?

Apropos of nothing, I'd like to add "smoked more Poles than Hitler" to the national discourse. Surely, nothing negative could come from this.

But there's no way they can afford the ensuing medical bills…

Always comically followed with "Cho on this!", and v-shaped karate chopping motions around one's loins.

Nope. Common misconception.