Good to see Teen Wolf still getting work.

Baby Ruths are totally unreliable.

Credit cards as well, but sadly all cards from that time have either been cancelled or are now about a billion security code changes beyond what was stored.

Someone got me a Samsung tablet 2-3 years ago. Since I'm old, the typing on the screen bothered me so we bought a Bluetooth keyboard that snaps to it. Both my brother and I uttered "A keyboard, how quaint…" at exactly the same time.

I love Spencer's GIFs!

I believe there was also a prophecy, just before his head died…

Can I still be Garth?

Well, of course we can't be held responsible for that. We were so drunk!

Can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Mind that you will have to supply your own knobs…

I have to agree. The invention and following enjoyment of beer pretty much offsets and damage we may have allegedly done. Even from drinking all that beer.

Thanks. That makes sense.

OK. Someone is going to have to explain "pussy bow" in the comments. I ain't Googling that at work.

Surprised she didn't get cast in Rachel Getting Married.

I suppose we should be celebrating that they were recognized as special. Cuz they are.

"Let's just say it moved me… to a bigger house!"

Two things.

I wonder where you can find some calories to make up for it…

Haverty's Furniture was "going out of business" every single year of my young life. Haven't seen a commercial for them in a while. Maybe it changed from marketing to reality at some point.

Hey, I'm happiest in the sack as well!

Only for porn. Gay porn.