We don't give up that milk easily.

Oh man, it does look nice, doesn't it. First of the line, so I'm a little hesitant even though Chrysler been making minivans forever. The main thing is price. I gotta get 2 of these things. So brand new is probably out.

Sometimes, your best option still ain't all that great. And I say this a head-shavin' bald guy.

Alternatively, Libocaine.

Like Neoconsporin?

Ben Stiller and Jack Black sprayed it with something and it disappeared. Probably forever. Probably.

Huh, didn't know that about "whipcracker". Still doesn't bother me to be called such. Any cool stories about "peckerwood"?

Smoked brisket? Orgasms? Bill Murray? Turned To Stone, by ELO?

As a honky myself, go right ahead. One of the amazing things about being such a privileged individual in this society is that no racial slurs bother me. At all.

Not true. There's always suicide. I neither promote nor condone it. But it is an extremely sad option.

Atlanta is now the lesser of two evils. Who knew?

I may never get over the time one of my friends broke out the following:

I wasn't sure I would like Remains very much, but was pleasantly surprised. Not my normal style.

Me too! Perhaps that can explain my occasional interest in ethnically cleansing Luxembourg.

Don't let those child labor laws stop you.

Haven't been able to make it to a book store since Fresh Jr. came along. Just been working my way through the books Mrs. Jive and I already had on the shelf, mostly "classics".

Slenderman is extremely body-positive.

Is this indeed, Demarcus Cousins?

Whatever. I think that's pretty fuckin' righteous. Wait, does that mean I'm not cool?

I say let it fly. If he/she becomes a Cowboys fan, it won't be the last time heard or uttered.