Escalade Premium: Fuck everybody else.

Please allow me to summarize the response from Dallas:

So sick of this Hollywood body shaming.

What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi?

Looking at a new vehicle myself, since my 2006 Honda Civic doesn't seem to be cutting it for a growing family. Sucker still runs great though. Anyway, as soon as I mention this I get all kinds of suggestions from people, and most of those are for SUVs. Personally, I'm all in on a minivan. Seems like they get better…

How 'bout DJ Qualls?

You mean until the reboots work, or until the whole Predator concept itself works? Because I think the first one pretty much worked. Stick Around!

This is pretty darn close to the Norm MacDonald ideal of the setup and punchline being identical.

I have no idea why, but my brother & I latched onto that movie when we were pre-teens. It probably isn't a very good movie, but then again I'm probably not going to go back and watch it to confirm that suspicion.

There's some sort of awful joke about Mexicans building the ovens, and Mexicans being the only people in my entire state actually doing any real building, and Mexicans also being the cooks at basically every restaurant in my state regardless of type of cuisine. But it looks like I'm too tired to pull all the strands…

Allstar, by Smashmouth.

20 minutes? Sounds like you've either got an imagination problem or a serious medical condition. It really shouldn't take that long.

I probably should have guess that from the Iron Man reference, huh? Oh well. I blame all my mistakes on not having had a full night's rest in two years. That policy is actually workin' out pretty well.

"Don't you understand? They know I have you. You're on the grid motherfucker!"

We have a Spiderman book with built-in sound effects. My son thinks he's Doc Ock. Let's face it, those extra hands are cool.

If this is your first, I hate to spoil your current bliss. But they get more demanding. I'd never try to make my toddler sit through a whole movie. He doesn't sit all they way through things HE chose to watch.

Oh cool! I'll be right back. Gonna go test this theory!

Same here. Far from mega. But we either pass or go up ourselves. Sometimes it's a quite moment to yourselves, sometimes led by the pastor, and sometimes gathered in small groups. Like to keep us on our toes, I guess.

Happy to see Pudge get in. Watched him in person for years. What a ridiculous arm.

That hole is Boss Kean's hole. And I told him that pile in it's your pile. What's your pile doin' in his hole?