Those are actually cockroach bits. Only protein in the whole nugget.

I totally recognize that this is completely on me. I don't know near enough about it, nor have I tried enough of it for my opinion to be worth much. Just looking at the comments you can tell there are plenty of folks who genuinely love it. I just haven't found any that I like yet.

Was "limited utility" one of the phrases used during the unceremonious layoff? I'm not poking fun, that really sucks. But it would be interesting to see a ceremonious layoff. Something tells me there's a hacky 80s standup comic somewhere that can really make this come alive for us.

Never had a Blackberry, but to this day I have a cheapo LG slider phone with a real keyboard.

But you can't laugh audibly, to reinforce the behavior. Have to keep up the grizzly routine.

Fair enough. It always looks amazing, and the smell is interesting, but my admittedly few experiences so far haven't been positive. Kind of like fish. I've tried several times, but it just isn't something I've ever liked. I ain't starvin', trust me.

I've not had much success with "Indian food". The main draw seems to be the heaps of spices used in most dishes. I don't even like cinnamon all that much. It isn't really the heat from the spices, just the pervasive flavor of them. Perhaps my few experiences were of poor quality, and I may try again some day, but I'm…

With what we're doing to water, that may not be enough.

No thanks. I already spent a good portion of the 90s ironically wearing a truly awful looking Freshjive-brand beanie whilst hanging out in public with my friends. It was off-white with alternating bands of purple and sky blue going up the comically long "shaft". Surprisingly, this joke was not considered funny or…

Sounds like a cheap way to sterilize one's self. Or get cancer. Whichever.

I think its the near-rhyme that really sells it.

Dude's been an absolute disaster lately.

Last time I asked those guys for a favor they said they wouldn't do would I told them like 20 times. It was prefaced by some rather unsavory language.

Wake me when we get to Wizard Of House.

Possibly. Midnight Toker status under investigation.

"This is John Stewart. No, the other one."

Too obvious.

Soon, each of us will have our own scripted series on a streaming service. Mine might actually be on now, for all I know.

His, or someone(s) else?

Going for that Einstein vibe, I see.