Thanks for the input, y'all.
Jorge- what the heck is wrong with precious as a derisive adjective? but okay, I'll stop if you give a me satisfactory substitute.

is eagle vs. shark any good? netflix seems to think i'll like it but I always pass it up. looks a little precious for me… any thoughts?

I hate music
it's got too many notes
I hate my father
one day i won't

And if you don't believe me, find a live version of "i'll be you" somewhere (shit, shower & shave has one I think). Not even the same song.

a young mans game? Dollar Bill, you a dumbass.

I agree 100%. Don't tell is full of great songs. But as Bahn says above the the polished production makes the record virtually unlistenable. which is too bad, being good songs and all.

I completely agree. Bon Jovi, while making a sincere attempt at rocking, have NEVER rocked a day in their sissified lives. if, say, Seattle is the captal of rocking land, then Bon Jovi live in Austrailia.

Black badger you ignorant slut. Get it through yer thick skull: There is NOTHING funny, clever or interesting about being the intitial person to post on a message board. NOTHING. Jesus.

I wanna know when my girlfriend found time to sleep with Justin Timberlake

everybody knows
that Judah friedlander is responsible for trucker hats. JT is a poser and a poo poo face

beat me by a minute or so.

"Does this wheelchair make me look fat?"
"you don't laugh at Elvis or he'll kill you with a karate chop"

I propose…
This comment thread be shut down post haste due to all the suckitude and sad, sad failure above me. You can all try again in a few hours.

Colbert was on "whose line?"
Well, that's the FIRST I've heard of this.

Oh, about 160 pounds.
I want candy!!!!

I have an unopened packet of gulf war cards, but I blew all my mint state quarters on beer.

willie gots his mind on his money
and his money on his mind, y'all!

Not to be that guy or anything, but I remember David Lee Roth cracking that sister joke in the early eighties. And I would bet it goes back even farther than that. Not to be that guy or anything.

nice

It is my belief
That Jandek is a fraud.