not to put too fine a point on it
But shouldn't it be "flashes-in-the-pan" instead of "flash-in-the-pans"?

the only band
I would ever illegally download.

Vaggie Snacks 1 is pretty good.

Hey just curious
Anybody know what the weather is like in philadelphia?

it's 'they're', dumbass

someone has a hat their not wearin'
Either that or that table is fuckin hip. That is a downtown table.

True Story
A few days ago, I was doing this volunteer thing at a large public gathering. we were introduced the the head honcho who was in charge of unlocking the fence to let everyone in. He introduced himslef as the Keymaster. With my laser sharp wit I blurted out "hey, I'm the gatekeeper!" A couple of people…

and guilty is spelled wrong

Exactly, and how else will we restock gods army unless we get after it early and often.
Gotta keep that quiver full and outnumbering the heretics, athiests and naysayers.

So that's where sick puppy came from. Man I hate that movie even more now.

Somebody get this freakin duck away from me!

meedellemee meedellemee meedellemee meedlemee meeeee

Now that's what I'm talkin' about
That was amazing. I mean.. you.. I mean. I can't be.. chickadaboo… hi de..
I'm buying you a pizza!

I think I just realized that GLut is not pronounced glut as in 'a lot of something'. Instead it is (phonetically) 'gloot' as in ASS.

NO! I'm gonna put YOU on hold!

Or "The Doors - L.A. Woman?" Talk about proven shitty

there is nothing wrong with season 2 that can't be fixed by what is right with season 2. or something

And heeerre come the pretzels

Bill O'Reilly?

I like the cut of your jib, Salsa. To me, Juno (not to bring that up again) is the hummel figurine of cinema. All cutesy and innocent and oh-so disgustingly sweet.
So while I appreciate your sugestions, none of them really convey the same meaning as 'precious' does for me. However, in the intrest of civility, allow me…