First of all, I'm 26. I have a Masters and teach. Second of all, it is fun to mess with people on the Internet, especially really stupid people.

I love his douchey hair style. He also has a douchey voice. I find it's all part of his charm.

Drolz: I reply because I feel like it. And how exactly does me disagreeing with you somehow make me somebody who doesn't appreciate quality. In case you haven't noticed, this show has been amazing this season. Look at all the attention it has received. It's not because it sucks. Not to say all "popular" shows…

Penn Badgley
Penn Badgley is just so fucking hot it's astounding. I totally dig that guy. And man, his arms (actually his whole body) look incredible this season.

How does being an asshole render my very valid points moot? By the way, I have been pretty nice lately. In fact, you might say that I've been inconsistently an asshole as of late. Yeah, I've been pretty nice. But with such a stupid thread, how can I help but be an asshole? And if my comments were truly moot, then…

Holy shit. I fucking quit. Heh.

Look at all the whiners coming out to play. I'm at lunch so I'll make this quick!

Sorry, I meant Human=Bad, Vampire=Good… Either way, it doesn't make sense.

Drolz, your rambling post is so completely riddled with nonsense that it barely warrants a response.

I agree with the epilogue thing. Wrap it up quicker next season.

How about the head of the bull that was on top of the meat pyramid.

There is reasoning. First of all, Eggs wasn't actually trying to kill Andy—so, self-defense of ANOTHER individual might be questionable—WHEN JASON ISN'T EVEN USING HIS OWN GUN. It's much cleaner if Andy takes credit for the shooting. Simple as that.

PS, Noel, it's not a "dated reference" if you're referencing a show that came out YEARS and YEARS ago.

Well, Arbitrar, if you don't want to be spoiled DON'T READ THE FUCKING BOARD OF A SHOW THAT HAS AIRED A THOUSAND TIMES.

OH NO! I feel SOOO bad. Oh, wait, I don't. If you are dumb enough to read through comments on shows that have aired and rerun literally 100's of times—you deserve to be spoiled.

Oh yeah, and Gina Torres looks like a fucking trannie.

I usually don't post on these boards because I find them to be a bit of a waste (reviewing shows that we've all seen years ago, time and time again). But, I will post anyway!

Sorry, I'm as manly as you get—except for that whole wanting to have sex with other dudes part. There is absolutely no way whatsoever to determine "womanliness" via online posts, but if we WERE to use that logic… Based on your use of the word "potty" and your calling me "young lady" I'd say that you sound like the…

I'm a dude, and see, I can be deleted! Why? Because I called Smack a whiney bitch? (True.) Probably because I said he needed a "manpon." Heh. BTW, I'm a dude.

Oh, and PS, everything that I said about Mary Ann's abilities is ABSOLUTELY correct. Mary Ann IS able to give people tasks, control them, or sedate them at will. However, she does not eradicate the person inside—she simply obscures them. If Tara had been erased, Sookie would not have been able to pull her back to…