Well, I wouldn't call it trash—and for a campy show it sure has a HUGE following… But I agree with the A part.

I've come to the conclusion that…
…nothing will satisfy AV Clubbers.

AMEN TO THAT!

(Usually they whisper it in my ear.)

All the time, baby.

Um, Todd, God Hates Fangs is directly from the books. And I'm sure that when vampires are called a race this is directly from "transcripts" (transcripts?) about "gay rights." The GAY RACE. lol.

Yeah, Smack, 'cause um, they pick only the best writers and most insightful reviewers for the AV Club…

Well, it seems to me, humanist, that you are pulling back… WAY BACK… As your argument loses steam.

But not before completely blowing you outta the water:
Some are excerpts from brief convos, some of long convos, some are actual parts of the review… ALL are addressing this irritating and redundant argument that I did not respond to last week because I'm beginning to find it very irritating:
KEEP THIS PARTY GOING:
It's…

I find it funny that you basically found part of that convo last week yourself and called it 'major' and then go on to make me dig it up and provide you with more… So pathetic, this logic of yours… (Now I'm talking like Yoda, time to go to bed.)

(If you want MORE than one quote on this never-ending issue, look at the first few episodes of this season and also most of last season… I just looked. They're still there.)

And yes, I am aware that my posts are becoming more rambling and insane as the night goes on. I do know the difference between your and you're. Heh.

PS (aka The Quadrilogy!), Todd made the same argument last week… By saying that the show was wrong because it is saying that gays=vamps. Keep up.

One last thing for this INSANELY EPIC POST TRILOGY!!!

Your breakdown, since we can now assume that this is something YOU agree with (since you created it)—is utter BS. #1 is not what makes vampires interesting. Bill is arguably the least interesting character on the show. Eric, who lives like a modern day viking, has no interest in living alongside humans. Much more…

lol @ "anger problem"

Ugh, here comes humanist—the guy saying that television is an inferior medium incapable of producing anything but a good way to waste your time. Don't get me wrong, I love to read and write… I mean, I went to school for five and a half years to get a degree in lit. studies and a masters in English (try finding a…

Okay, humanist, YOU ARE PUSSYFOOTING. You won't say whether you AGREE OR DISAGREE. Do you agree with Todd or don't you?

BTW, SPP, I am aware that you didn't USE 'fanboy' or 'nuthugger' specifically, that was actually intended as a blanket statement for everybody here on the AV Club that has called me or someone defending the show a 'fanboy' or 'nuthugger.'

Skirkster, there are these things called books. You should read them. I don't need to know a suicide bomber personally to have insight on this issue. There are extensive studies on the psyches of suicide bombers. They've been in the news for ages. Do you think all authors personally know somebody exactly like the…