I'm full of win but I'm not Winchester. Oh wait. I am.

I think what JCrowemancer is describing is something like a Pavlovian response. Hearing The Killers causes the subconscious mind to curl into a ball and shiver in expectation of the coming onslaught.

Tracy is from Ohio isn't she. Hot Pockets and fruit salad are the first clues. Troll dolls clinches it.

I'm sorry but I think you all have glossed over the fact that there is a Turkish Captain America. Not a Captain Turkey (also funny). A Turkish Captain America. I must find this.

She saw those murders thirty years ago when she was five. That hot piece is 35? Really?

I'm not an expert per se but I'm pretty sure Artie is a bass. Puck is really Finn's rival because they are both (in Rachel's words) "bari-tenors". Finn is male lead because Schuster sees himself in Finn. Artie is awesome though. Proud Mary is definitely the best number on the set list because of him.

The repetition of the buzzword for the week is something they do all the time. I don't even know the titles to the episodes I just call them the "confidence" episode or the "pressure" episode.

I think Phantom of the Office is Streeter Seidell of CollegeHumor.com.

How fun would it be to imagine some of your favorite literary characters as guidos?

Joe Walsh is a man when he plays a guitar but "In the City" is painful.

Don't call him Lenny. Don't ever call him Lenny.

Agreed on the B-plot superiority. Sometimes it is fun to watch cartoonish things like Recyclops or Michael's how-could-anyone-be-that-stupid antics but the fact of the matter is that sometimes I want the show to talk about actual office dynamics and the ways that they are funny. Ryan's work dodging and Jim's…

Have you considered the possibility that Barack would become your personal pen pal, confidante and best man at your wedding if you would just step out of your comfort zone and make an effort to reach out?

Oddly there is a pretty strong community of bluegrass players where I live (which is weird because that wasn't the case where I lived in the bluegrass state) and on Tuesday mornings they will meet in this coffee shop to jam (is that what you call it when banjos are involved?). Its nice to work to. Maybe I should…

Last year I edited an entire short film in a night and I think the only thing that got me through the tedium with bursts of creativity was Drive-By Truckers' Brighter than Creations Dark, My Morning Jacket and Ronald Jenkees. It is really weird to listen to literally three albums on repeat for 14 to 16 hours. Helped…

Impressive. Even more impressive is that he kept it to himself for all of these years just so he could laugh at frustrated programmers.

After an intense workout sparing with Bruce Lee (time-travel is no problem for Steve) Mr. Segal will dry his body with ultra absorbent towels and wring the nectar of his pours into tiny bottles. He sells these bottles at $800 a pop on the speciality aphrodisiac market.

There is no My Morning Jacket on this list. A grievous error.

Is this a great list compared to the same list from the 90's? The 80's? The 70's?

Segal is the worlds largest collector of finely crafted nunchaku or nunchucks particularly from the Edo period. Due to his finely honed expertise in this item he holds an honorary curator position at the Smithsonian Institute.