Too Much Incest
Two Mates Inevitable
Time Mutes Invulnerability
Tusks Mutilate Ike
Terribly Musky Improprieties
Timing Must Impress
Tights Must Ignite

Omarosa's Ultimate Merger
I second your 'Eww' and raise you a *retch*.

Shocked not to see Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan on this list. Gaffigan's Hot Pocket bit is such a favorite among my friends that someone it literally gets quoted at least once a week. Chappelle (along with probably Oswalt) is probably the funniest guy of the last 20 years. It doesn't mess up your narrative of…

And my point about Kobe was more to the impact it would have had on the NBA landscape. Kobe would have filled seats which meant that the Hornets may not have moved to NOLA which means they wouldn't have been displaced by Katrina which means OKCity might not have proven themselves as a worthy NBA city for the Sonics…

More succinctly:
Yes you need a top 5 player to win a championship
No a top 5 player does not guarantee a championship (Carmello Anthony for example or Charles Barkley in the 90s)
The process of building a team is complex and involves may different avenues.
The goal of building a successful team is not just to acquire a…

What's this about Michael's INCEST?

Knicks fan, two of those teams were created around a No 1 overall draft pick. Free agency, trade making and intelligent later round drafting were far more imortant to building those teams. Jordan needed the late pick Pippen, Duncan couldn't do it without wacky foreign picks Parker and Ginobili, Wade doesn't get his…

Wrong. They will be bought out by GE and put under the charge of the former head of blender programming.

Wrong. They will be bought out by GE and put under the charge of the former head of blender programming.

Ed Helms is also from Atlanta.

I wonder what Dwight's opinion of vaccines is? I'm guessing something about how they are only for livestock and weak city folk not powerful Aryans like him.

Oh shit! its that giant motherfucking bird again!

I don't know, I think the League could do with about three fewer teams. Teams like Sacramento, Charlotte and Milwaukee are pretty much worthless. Expansion has watered down the League while the foreign influence has bolstered it but overall the effect is a slightly less competitive game. I also think there are too…

Default Text, you are right, for a moment I forgot about X-men. I mean the Buffy and Firefly comics. X-men was clearly something that Joss wanted to do for himself and they were very interesting but Season 8 is for hardcore fans of Buffy. Maybe pandering was the wrong word. He's just servicing a very specific…

I'm in no way trying to out hipster anyone but I couldn't make it through Clerks. Just painfully boring to me. Smith's other films always struck me as sophomoric and not really something to be taken seriously. I don't think this is a good analogy. If Whedon wanted to just give people what they wanted I think he…

Alas poor Dollhouse, I knew it well…

No Shredder, I don't know what you mean. Could you explain it?

Whedon just needs to go somewhere where just the size of his fervent fanbase can sustain ratings until the show becomes critically acclaimed enough to draw a few more into the fold. His shows always start off crappy (unlike many I even thought the first half of Firefly was only so-so) but the strength of the…

I think it would be awesome if Whedon continued to explore the Dr. Horrible route. This would allow him the creative freedom he needs. Also, I would argue that Whedon's dialogue and character heavy shows are really the most easily translatable to this new form of media distribution. Could you imagine trying to make…

No Freddy I think you are drunk. Is that a puddle?