You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

I drove past 3 dead ones today, you're welcome to go fetch them.

The pack had no more Incredibles, so I just didn't give a fuck. Who cares if Cars is upside down.

Oh no wait, I had a 6 pack of Cooper's Pilsner 62, very nice. Although I played tennis at 11:30 the following morning, not so nice.

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I think O'Neal has Franco'd into a Franco version of a Smurph…Franco

My grandmother is only 74 but man she would go nuts if @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus had his way. How would she get to work every day?

Yeah, only males aged 18-50 should be able to drive…and vote.

He's still pissed that Eve went and fucked over his perv show. I keep trying to tell everyone, the cure to cancer and natural disasters can be achieved if we all just ditch our clothes.

Man, God really is a giant fucking dick! He takes one 87 year old legend a mere day after failing to take another.

I'm glad he got to see Justified and enjoy four impeccable seasons of his favourite character.

I felt exactly the same about Clear History, very enjoyable as a fan of Curb but it just made me think, why this instead of a new season?

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I have never understood how people come to that conclusion, nor those who think he was some prophet and the apocalyptic storm was real. I saw it as a intricate very well done look at mental illness. His daughter had been in a vision before that we saw, and Shannon's…

Well I'm fine with that, Prepon was the weak link in my view. She proved she only has one acting style, which is better suited to cancelled sitcoms.

I liked the What Kind Of Nazi Would You Have Been? thread, that was insightful .

I always wonder what speed actually qualifies as jogging? Obviously as soon as you get to a stride where you don't have a foot on the ground, your'e no longer walking, but what do people classify as the speed when jogging turn into running? I'd say over 12-14 kph (depending on leg length) is running.

Yeah, BMI isn't a greatly accurate indicator. It doesn't take into account a persons build or muscle mass. You could take someone who is your height and just about 8kg less than you weight and no one would say they were obese or overweight, certainly not unfit. This footy player for example, http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I just counted, I have 11 different things on the bathroom counter (shaver, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, anti-persperant, deodorant, cologne, hair product, exfoliating scrub, deep cleansing face wash and this other face wash that energises the skin for when I wake up). Is that a lot?