The Shining
I'm sure there will be blood, but I agree with King on not liking Kubrick's The Shining. I felt that the river of blood bit combined with taking the time to have Scatman travel to the hotel only to be immediately killed ruined a movie that had some good things. I felt the scenes of Nicholson and the…

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Stiller can't host because he is still holding out for an actor nomination for "Night in the Museum 2: Painful to Watch".

That picture ensures that I will double check the locks on my doors and windows tonight.

Same here Claude. When I clicked the link I was thinking "I don't recall this Rosie O"Donnell movie?"

However, according to the article it's "Shrimp Friend Rice". And a good friend indeed!

Wilmer Valderrama, huh. Does this mean that after calming the dog he has sex with it and then "leaks" the info the TMZ?

Gimme a steak, medium rare!

Spoiler Alert: Rosebud is Marion Davies clitoris.

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Mr. James: You're sleeping with the boss now Lisa. What do you think the staff's gonna feel about that? You know what people think about Yoko Ono.
Lisa: Yes, I do sir.
Mr. James: What about you Dave, you know what they think about Paul McCartney.
Dave: You mean John Lennon.
Mr. James: No, people liked him.

Early 70's motown is the way to go. Can't get enough "Backstabbers".

fine. i'll bite

Confessions is a fine movie. I especially like the part where he poisons Julia Roberts. Because then she can't talk anymore. Which is nice.

Does her shoe deal have strings attached?

Aw, he's just made because his insulin hasn't been delivered yet, and they've failed to send his last six "Our House" royalty checks.

Mongo can't hold a candle to Zod!

You're forgetting everyone's favorite #23. That's right, former Pittsburgh Pirate Bobby Bo-nilla !!!!!

I'm willing to bet
that if they are ever drinking pina coladas at Trader Vick's, their hair will be perfect.

Rambo VI: Behold the Ravages of Age.

Let the masturbation begin!
Let the masturbation begin!