Hall and Warren Oates
when did Warren Oates become the new MBS, needing to comment on every comment of every comment?

Unless that weight happens to be located in a car that is sinking in a river.

Does that mean Dave Chang is really Phel?

Blowhard
I prefer if he just mailed me the cash.

Only thing that Jessica Biel does
is remind me that I need to go to the dentist.

Dylan
I agree with Genevieve, never had a Dylan phase and just can't listen to it now. I'd have to say that I feel the same about the Beatles, but for different reasons. Led Zeppelin too, for that matter.

if you have 30 minutes and $40, i can make that happen.

on my last date i took the woman to a restaurant where trained professionals made us wonderful meals and we were able to just sit, drink, and make conversation. at the end of the meal we retired back to my home where we had sex on top of the huge pile of money that i sleep upon every night.

Was ist das? Waschbaren?

That elf dude
he classes up everything he is in, and he's got an appropriately creepy voice as well.

If you don't mind dropping $100 for brand new and probably $50 for used DVDs.

Pancake Machine
Seems as though the breakfast scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure is now oddly prescient.

I never did get to see the Neverending Story 2 because I'm still watching the first one.

Not from this episode, but needs to be said.
I've got so many lawyers calling me you'd think I've got tobacco leaking out of my breast implants.

It would have been a better idea if they just played the Bart sells his soul episode back to back for 85-90 minutes. It would be funnier and I would be 100% more likely to go watch it.

The Piven movie did kill comedy, but this movie embalms comedy, so that EMT's can't revive it. The next Dan Cook movie will remove its organs and put them in little jars. Then Friedberg & Selzer will put a curse on comedy thus ensuring that when it does return to life it will kill us all!

Is that Kurt Rambis?

Cross
Now if they combined the games behind the two reviews this week and gave all the football players Daisy Fuentes' enormous rack, would this have gotten a B+?

never too soon
I'm already looking forward to the District 9 remake that's in the works.

what we all fail to realize is that our dear friend Zodiac is in reality Jared from the subway ads.