I'm sure the ice cream tasted like toes.

Perv Mitten

Alice Cooper

There's a lot of research as to whether threat of punishment is really a deterrent to criminal behavior, it's not my field so I'll leave the conclusions to the experts. Just from observing human nature there will always be some who'll do what they do regardless and some who will weigh the consequences before acting.…

Not really. A shit-ton of people get pulled over for it all the time and likely even more do so and get away with it.

That's what his teeth do after a bump or two.

Not high enough yet, will snort for $10m.

He was on a boat and his sister had just jumped in the water.

Bragging about your eight balls upthread was the tipoff.

Dag Woods.

He'd have to lay off on the cocaine first.

Q. What kind of Woods snorts coke?

Grohl is going to have them be the opening act for the rest of the tour.

Don't forget the crocodiles!

Genius Shrugged?

Upvoted for all the pedants who feel it necessary to name-check as many duos as they can.

I'll see your Almost Famous and raise you a High Fidelity. It was nothing more than a stupid rom-com with some indie-music cred poured all over it. A huge smarm-fest with a huge dollop of "my record collection is cooler than yours and we all live in Wicker Park". Ugh.

Agreed. It even sounds like a film my wife would enjoy and she's never read any DFW.
The only nit I would pick is that Bloomington isn't really a suburb of anything, it might have a suburban "feel" but it's more of a college town than a suburb.

"Decisively confront evil."
*fighting fire with fire

That's a book you can renew until they won't let you anymore, leave your bookmark(s) in place, then go and find it back re-shelved the next day with the bookmarks still in place.