Woo Girls was my first thought.

If you knew where they lived you could have given them a street near them just to shake 'em up a little.

That's also akin to carrying around a motorcycle helmet (I used to ride, not anymore) and people would start conversations about their friend/relative who died in a horrible crash.

Not in Scott Walker's Wisconsin, buddy.

One is too many.

I don't usually get pedantic, but c'mon Dan look up the word before you assume it means what its spelling looks like.
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You just called a bunch of "pros" old and shriveled up.

Well they don't call it "Dad Rock" for nothin' ya know.

Bring on the Star Whackers.

Summer of Drugs by Soul Asylum was the real sleeper hit of that album.

Wasn't that your old avatar?

Oh yeah, I forgot to add, "Get off my lawn!!"

"Back in the 1980’s, cosplay happened once a year and it was called Halloween."
I think you won the internet today with that one, Vanderbilt.

Whoa, back to songs that actually have the word "hit" in the title and not just the letters h-i-t.
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Too soon?

Hey, I thought you said "snakeout."

blah blah…two things

"She didn't say the safe word!"

He's more into turning his state into Wississippi