"We're the Archies!"

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's off to Work We Go!

Wow AV Club, it's only Tuesday and you've already given up.

They're just going to shit.

Hit the road, Jack!

I've read interviews with Watt where he speculates that Jackson actually did record the song and it's in a box somewhere with a bunch of other nondescript tapes waiting to be found. He acknowledges that it's kind of pie-in-the-sky dreaming but does point out that MJ recorded tons of stuff and, well, you never know…

Take that, Hüskers! > Zen Arcade

Ack!

Stupid sexy Simpson's quotes

What @avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus said. He cops to having been a Xtian all along but says he's ashamed of some of the things he's done. The little I've read about him he comes off as a pretty strange dude but not arrogant or anything like that, just your average everyday guitar-god weirdo. Hope the…

I've been told they look good on a dance floor.

WWKD?

I thought it was smooth as silk.

Sure they don't mean Ant Eggs?

Disqus did it!

You know who they didn't get a single penny from?

But it's not an empty palm.

Yup. He is old, but he's not wrong on this one.

I logged in to ask just who's going to be disappointed here?

"Smithers, have Jann Wenner killed."