I'm guessing Charlie Watts saw it and thought, "Y'know, we can cash in without getting on a damn aeroplane. Thanks Dave!"

Only because it sounded suspiciously like k.d. lang's Constant Craving from a few years earlier.

Steel Wheelchairs

I think I would've wound up in an institution, I really needed the libido to take a break.

True story: When I was about 9 my sister was 4, we took a family trip to Springfield IL (state capital, blah blah). We moved to the 'burbs when she was born and she had never seen black people before. While driving around downtown Springfield she noticed all the different kinds of people and asked my mother, "Is this…

I went on Prozac around the time my first marriage ended and one side-benefit is that it decreases your sex drive. At first I thought that would be a deal breaker for SSRI's but it proved a blessing when I wasn't so damn preoccupied with all the sex I was missing out on, I just didn't care that much for a while. I'm…

"and tried engaging with the right people,"
This is pretty important. Not that it's something you consciously do but when you're a mess you may not necessarily attract other messes but you will not attract healthy people. This person who doesn't give a shit about you likely never did, only into herself and when you no…

Only if it's made in China.

I figured that out last week but thanks for the clarification.

That's some Ironsy.

And he's saving up his allowance until he can buy the 16th copy.

Magnets, how the fuck do they work?

All that foot tapping in airport bathrooms isn't because they're listening to JA's music.

Illusory Satisfaction Whiskey, but it wears off and then you feel worse.

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Shouldn't this be in the jizz article comments?

They're going over like lead balloons.

*Putin in the confessional scene, "I like the way that Tabula Raza fella thinks, I made a note to either hire him or have him shot."

Doesn't it also say "You hire a sex worker." on pages 1-72 also?

I hit on the bartender at my first wedding, I think my bride actually cheated on me first (the bartender shot me down).