Same thing, really.

Trust him, he's a chemist. And really, we're all mad here.

Johnny jump-ups?

*Chicago Alderman protests Lofton's first name.

Don't Do Dat Daddy Diddy!

All that ibuprofen I took for the hangovers.

C'mon @avclub-b5b08965c709e74df6a22d84ebed0c39:disqus, gimme a break.

He tried to be ZMF but couldn't get off the couch.

Q. What do you call alternative treatments that have been proven to be effective?
A. Medicine

She lives in a pigpen.

To borrow a line from Frank Zappa, "Shut up and play yer guitar some more."

Did you rate those C+?

¡Bi-illiterate!

C'mon Taylor, don't you want to do it for the exposure?
We can put your songs on everyone's iphone whether they asked for it or not.

Columbia House was still selling records in 1989?

Jerramy shot first.

I picked my doctor based on finger diameter.

*corrupt Russian ducks into theater showing United Passions thinking nobody would ever look for him there, pretends to ignore other corrupt Russians in the theater.

My name is Tomasa
I come from Mombasa
I work in the spam mill there
The people I meet
When I walk down the street
They ask me "What is your name?"
I tell them
My name is Tomasa
I come from Mombasa…

The Polaris Pono!