*Peter Zenger continues to roll over in his grave.

He was the only one who could get away with speaking the truth to the king.

The phone calls are coming from inside the house!

Max von Sydow and Leelee Sobieski? I gotta see this!

I got it, we'll call it Those Roaring Twenties!

Treehouse of Horror VI

I think there's still room on the Republican primary ticket.

You makin' fun of my kids?

It took until 1980 for hitsville to hit UK

I'm old, but not so old that I would live in Florida.

Even more respect for John Carpenter.

It's likely the big name bands have way too much stuff and personnel to tote along where the less popular bands don't have the same scale of an entourage.

It's one way to put an end to demand.

Not enough.

Stealing fine art isn't what junkies do (at least the ones I've known).

are you a junkie?

I had to buy it back from the junkie who stole it from me in the first place.

I've found through the years that if I pay more than about $3-400 for a guitar I'm too apprehensive to take it out of the house so I stopped buying expensive instruments. If it gets lost stolen or broken a cheap guitar is easily replaced.

"Based on the Gibson Trini Lopez model"

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