Yeah, slagging Savoy Truffle as "a slick ’70s radio rock track" when it was released in '68 is a complete head-scratcher.
How can you continue to listen to this song that was so cliche before its time?

You think he's really getting any dates with women using those lines?

It's one reason why I really don't care to meet anyone whose work I enjoy. Once I find out someone is a piece of shit (not just one random time but documented repeated bad behavior) it definitely changes the way I experience (or choose not to experience) their work.

I'm still old enough to kick his candy ass off my lawn dagnabbit!

Old Recording Label Sends Cease and Desist Order to Kids on Its Lawn

Nothing personal, honest, it's been a rough day and I just got in to work.

Bob Picasso does really good work, when he's off the sauce anyway.

So basically ElDan?

Hide his cane and you'll learn how lame he really is.

I think there were maybe only one or two where Jerry wasn't.

But is he any relation to Joe Flaherty?

*wags tail shiftily, eats owner's stash, takes a long nap

Elmer was a shit too.
Lesson: There are no heroes in Looney Tunes.
Maybe in Merrie Melodies though.

Oh man, I really wanted to smoke pot with Lily Tomlin.

That's not my row to hoe.

I always thought it was supposed to be Jack Torrence.

Unfortunately Grohl's not so much of a meticulous collector and the tape of that voicemail is in a landfill somewhere near Annendale.

Don't kill the mystery.

Thanks @InterplanetJanet:disqus @Woz and @avclub-37fd12d0bf53337b800259b27994d600:disqus!
One of you was my 10,000th upvote, woo-hoo!

The thing is, this gimmick seems wiser and more insightful than most people. But, just like in real life (ha-ha) there's always more than meets the eye and even being keenly aware of what's happening doesn't mean you have any more control over events than anyone else.
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