Take a nap, naps make lots of things better.

Morally bankrupt from day one, though.

Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

I've been throwing those things in the trash unopened, if I deny its existence it can't happen to me, right?

My kingdom for a copy editor!

Three actually.

Welcome to old age. You'll be finding an AARP card in your mailbox soon, don't panic. Repeat after me, "Get off my lawn. Get off my lawn. Get off my lawn…"

"You'll go far in this company!"

O K enough with the cars for today.

Chrys-ler killin' me!

Are you quick enough to hit this ball, Mr. Clean?

Half.

The last time I saw BTiLC was in the middle of the night when I was awake because of severe abdominal pains due to my gallbladder malfunctioning and it was the one thing I found on TV that actually took my mind off of the pain.
I'd rather re-live that experience than watch this remake.

and the AV Club

SouthsideSam with the adonis Squidward avatar.

Not just those selling the weapons, but those selling fear for fear's sake. Fox News would be the most glaring example but it runs through most of the media in varying degrees too.
You see it subtly in insurance commercials and not so subtly in commercials for things like home alarm systems. It's been around forever…

I don't know, probably has something to do with those who are in the business of selling enjoying the societal angst, misery, and watching the rabble eat their own.

Fear sells.

That's a little too brainy for him, but yeah.

You know my cousin?