I had a pretty good idea long before this.

Child of wealth and privilege has no idea how most of the world lives, can't fathom why those people don't see things through his eyes!

It's a requirement to shoot them.

Hopefully that good actor shows up soon and Vince will take his final fall.

Timmy, come on upstairs your dinner will get cold.

Kinda looks like the spawn of Eddie Van Halen and Ian McKellan…so yeah.

It'll give the morose dudes with beards and banjos an opportunity to write movie soundtracks.

This guy, fucked.

The best part is when the don't-give-a-fuck-ism kicks in.
You know that oldster you see walking around in Bermuda shorts & black socks talking loudly about nonsense? Everyday I get that much closer to being that guy and it's liberating.

Not with the red wine and margarita binges.

Japan, "See, we were right all along you stupid Limey!"

Get a new doctor.

Glad to hear I'm not the only old dotter who's listening to the loud raucous stuff. My kids (19 & 22) are into melancholy and mellow and it puts me to sleep. Give me bashing drums, loud cymbals, pumping bass and buzzsaw guitars to keep this old heart beating!
Maybe now that I'm older I'm a little more discerning than…

I think that dude in the middle just realized he's in the middle of the woods without toilet paper.

You're never alone with 4G.

Thanks, I'm off on a road trip the rest of today, it'll give me something to look for when I'm winding down tonight. Those came in pretty rapid succession so I'm not surprised I missed it.

Another sign from the gods in a language I'll never understand.

Missed that one, I'll have to go back and look. Any idea who?

My first wife collected those too, coincidence?

Violent J, "If I could have as many powers as Superman, and instead be Super Bastard, that’d be fresh."
He had no idea how fresh that answer really was.