Update:
"Hey kids, we're sending you over to Uncle Josh's for a sleepover!"

What if I'm stoned, is it okay to stab?

Sounds like he's not really even staying in "shape".

*and it still sounds better than the live version*

look for @bottomlless

What the hell, I haven't shuffled in a looooong time so here goes:
(just five, right?)
Underground Dream- Son Volt
The Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin- Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
Goodbye Girl- Squeeze
Green Fuzz- Randey Alvey
Bankrupt on Selling- Modest Mouse

Shouldn't you be in the Taco Bell thread?

Maybe like this?

Trick answer, when he's through with it there's nothing left to bury.

This is Taco Bell we're talking about, blame NORML.

Comment/username synergy +10!

Did that have a hash brown inside it too?

"This is my chalupa, and it freaks me out!"

It wouldn't have made any difference anyway.

Something Wacko this way comes.

Bon Voyage to those Scottie dogs.

The cat magazine thing is about the only thing I can appreciate about that guy. It was to promote an animal shelter (of course it's the high-falutin' one where all the society people attend their events), but I would think that mug on the cover could easily do the opposite.

Pay-per-view, that'll finance the wrestling league for another quarter at least!

Maybe it's Corgan's way of getting back at his own dad?

It's the only way he can maintain that unhealthy pallor.