Stupid poor cavemen, they weren't even good enough for their non-existent bootstraps.

Vegan and paleo definitely seem to contradict.

But who's going to play Kathy Santoni?

*farts*

At Worlwide Pants they burn britches.

You know what it's like changin all of these frickin little light bulbs? Listen pal, I'm glad to see this sucker go.

Marrying because we're cousins is not the wrong reason.

*sits expectantly on a folding chair waiting…waiting…

That and all the cockroaches he didn't actually out-live.

Lazer Shy = Hairy Style

I was happy way before it ended.

We need a team to win another super bowl and not just disappear afterward. Those guys could have won a couple more but their egos got in the way (that should really be Ditka's legacy because he was the one who bred that attitude).

Are you Sayin Andreas had something to do with it?

Plants crave it!

The AV Club

All the time? He's been missing in action for a while.
Oh where have ye gone, my Billy?

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A heightened version of Run-D.M.C.

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Copy editors? We don't need no stinkin' copy editors!