"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it" is a good companion to that one.

I have an ex whose upright, proper, Christian, English-teacher mother would not let her watch the Simpsons because she thought it was a sign of the downfall of society until she heard the "First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" song and couldn't stop laughing.

I have an ex whose upright, proper, Christian, English-teacher mother would not let her watch the Simpsons because she thought it was a sign of the downfall of society until she heard the "First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" song and couldn't stop laughing.

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesh when you have them?

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesh when you have them?

Tom Landry's hat! "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry." Wowwwwwwwww.

Tom Landry's hat! "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry." Wowwwwwwwww.

Liked even though I really shouldn't.

Liked even though I really shouldn't.

Beat me to it. Whenever I'm on the Northeast Regional I follow Mo Rocca's career as it's chronicled in Arrive magazine.

Beat me to it. Whenever I'm on the Northeast Regional I follow Mo Rocca's career as it's chronicled in Arrive magazine.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus 's churlishness reminds me of Callum Keith Rennie's character Newbie from the seminal turn-of-the-cenutry CBC sitcom Twitch City.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus 's churlishness reminds me of Callum Keith Rennie's character Newbie from the seminal turn-of-the-cenutry CBC sitcom Twitch City.

Of the five I enjoy Mark McKinney's post-KITH work the most. Since his time on SNL he's returned to Canada and had a good career there, acting and writing for a lot of Canadian series, the best of which is Slings and Arrows, which he co-created and acted in.

Of the five I enjoy Mark McKinney's post-KITH work the most. Since his time on SNL he's returned to Canada and had a good career there, acting and writing for a lot of Canadian series, the best of which is Slings and Arrows, which he co-created and acted in.

"My name is… Jones… Mr… Enema Bag Jones."
"That's not your name, you're simply lying to me."
"You're right, sorry. My real name is… Harris. Dr. Helen Harris."
"No, that's my name."

"My name is… Jones… Mr… Enema Bag Jones."
"That's not your name, you're simply lying to me."
"You're right, sorry. My real name is… Harris. Dr. Helen Harris."
"No, that's my name."

My dad looks like a mushy bag full of oatmeal with one of those shrunken apple head doll heads on top.

My dad looks like a mushy bag full of oatmeal with one of those shrunken apple head doll heads on top.

Yabbut… I didn't actually think you were being too serious. I thought it was pretty much spot-on. Unlike @etpietro:disqus .