I think the X-Files is the reason why I got Netflix instant viewing. (I'm not sure because it could also have been Buffy.)

Of his many crimes this is surely the worst.

Of his many crimes this is surely the worst.

@avclub-ded081fcbbe6cda656e5bc51dfc6bbfa:disqus I will be perfectly honest with you: I have no idea what that would do to your ebay rating.

@avclub-ded081fcbbe6cda656e5bc51dfc6bbfa:disqus I will be perfectly honest with you: I have no idea what that would do to your ebay rating.

Never can get enough dick.

Never can get enough dick.

Man, you don't know nothing about a bag of dicks. That'd just be a lot of dicks stuck together and lemme tell you, that impresses no one. I should know. I need one real big one to make the bag complete.

Man, you don't know nothing about a bag of dicks. That'd just be a lot of dicks stuck together and lemme tell you, that impresses no one. I should know. I need one real big one to make the bag complete.

I need that other thing of his that's distinctive… oh yeah his 2 1/2 foot cock. That's what I need.

I need that other thing of his that's distinctive… oh yeah his 2 1/2 foot cock. That's what I need.

My god, was the hearse okay?

My god, was the hearse okay?

In the conditional progressive, sure.

In the conditional progressive, sure.

"I'm not sure two legs are better."

"I'm not sure two legs are better."

WOMAN: You are fooling yourself, Pig. Nothing here is what it seems. You are not the plucky hero, the Department Store is not an evil empire, and this is not the grand arena.

WOMAN: You are fooling yourself, Pig. Nothing here is what it seems. You are not the plucky hero, the Department Store is not an evil empire, and this is not the grand arena.

It sounds better in the past subjunctive.