It sounds better in the past subjunctive.

"wtf im a pig lol"

"wtf im a pig lol"

Thank you for linking to that video of that Australian guy trying to tell the Dali Lama a joke. The Dali Lama's laughing at the guy after he says "I knew this wouldn't work" made my day.

Thank you for linking to that video of that Australian guy trying to tell the Dali Lama a joke. The Dali Lama's laughing at the guy after he says "I knew this wouldn't work" made my day.

Come to Canada and find out.

Come to Canada and find out.

I wasn't aware Illmatic came out in 1989.

I wasn't aware Illmatic came out in 1989.

Chewing gum on his pubis!

Chewing gum on his pubis!

You can keep your Rommells and your Montomerys, your Pattons and your Zhukovs, give me General Cypher Rage any day.

You can keep your Rommells and your Montomerys, your Pattons and your Zhukovs, give me General Cypher Rage any day.

I always think of "Space Joan" as "Sixties Saffron."

I always think of "Space Joan" as "Sixties Saffron."

Scary Spice's nipples in the Wannabe video. I think the set must have been very cold.

Scary Spice's nipples in the Wannabe video. I think the set must have been very cold.

"This is a story about all my friends!" I love that.

"This is a story about all my friends!" I love that.

Neither of those things are exactly sure-fire markers of quality.