Or candy!

McKay/Ferrell
I object to Talladega Nights being called an "up". Terribly disappointed by that one.

Die Hard?
Batman Returns?

Well, there's not much attention left to give to Be Your Own Pet, seeing as they've been broken up for a while now.

Hey! I guest-starred on that show once!

The Cake Boss knew this would happen!
He has the Second Sight!

Season 10, Episode 9. Come on now.

The Laughing Gnome?
No?

"Manic and fart-driven"
Describes me surprisingly well.

Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Can we talk for a minute about how fucking great that movie is? Because it's fucking great.

Wear some hospital scrubs and carry around an iPod onto which you've recorded some dumb narration about life and stuff, which you can play while you look pensively into the distance, and you can go as Zach Braff.

I thought the company line around here was that Alien3 was cool and underrated?

Why the name change?
Anyone figure this out?

It's impossible to overstate the influence of Bonnie And Clyde.
Bonnie and Clyde created the polio vaccine.

187
Any mention of the fact that "187" is a California police code?

Pedant Patrol
Lio (the character) is a boy, not a girl. Also, Lio (the comic strip) is great stuff.

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

"I was the perfect guy to do Harry Potter. I remember leaving the meeting, getting in my car, and driving for about two hours along Mulholland Drive just so angry. I mean, Chris Columbus' versions are terrible. Just dull. Pedestrian."

@idiotking: I'm pretty sure Gilliam actually really wanted to do the Harry Potter movies, but Warner Brothers thought he was too risky, which, well.

Peggy's boyfriend was kind of a douche, but…
"Yes, I'm that important" made me laugh very hard.