1. Batman Returns
2. The Dark Knight
3. Batman
4. The Dark Knight Rises
5. Mask of the Phantasm
6. Batman Begins
many, many spaces
7. Batman Forever
8. Batman and Robin

"Nude… Tayne."

I hate it when you two fight.

Hannibal is also incredibly cheap for NBC to make, due to its various international co-financing deals. They can throw it on Friday nights and let it advertise itself.

Have we all chosen to ignore Emmy Nominee Dog with a Blog?

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But wouldn't the eating of Eggos, the corporatized and Americanized desecration of Belgium's most internationally beloved treat, be the ultimate insult? Could I just be saying that because I want some of those Cinnamon Toast ones, you know the ones where they break into four little toast pieces, but the grocery store…

I JERK OFF EVERY TIME I COLLIDE PARTICLES

I LOVE that Pamela and Todd Barry got along. If next season ever comes, I want a whole episode just about them hanging out being complete shitheads.

I dunno, I think there's something genuinely off this time. I live in LA, and I've gone into two or three places showing World Cup soccer on the TV, whereas I ran into a grand total of zero places showing the recent who-gives-a-shit sporting event that our city actually won. There's some sort of nationwide complex…

Nope, it's "Stayin' Alive". "Night Fever" comes later, in the club.

I live right near the At Last, and I've never tried the burgers. I've always gone with the brick chicken or the mac & cheese, for obvious signature-dish reasons. But I will try this on your recommendation, VanDerWerff! If they are only okay I will hold you personally responsible and will retroactively stop liking…

Hey, we have a lovely downtown! There's a Ferris wheel and an aquarium and a big stupid car race. And Dexter keeps the streets safe from crime.

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I guess it's been long enough that I can finally tell people: perhaps improbably, I'm actually the Scranton Strangler.

I guess it's been long enough that I can finally tell people: perhaps improbably, I'm actually the Scranton Strangler.

They are fresh, delicious, and less oily than most places in this city, which has an improbably high number of donut shops per capita.

They are fresh, delicious, and less oily than most places in this city, which has an improbably high number of donut shops per capita.

Cool story, bro: That donut shop is the actual place where I get my donuts. So far no shootouts.

Cool story, bro: That donut shop is the actual place where I get my donuts. So far no shootouts.