Nothing is better de-muppetized.

Or the drum kick-key change-sudden choir. I'm thinking "Who Wants To Live Forever".

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
I'm a sucker for villains giving a long, gloating speech to the gagged, tied-up hero; mind you, not the big one where they reveal their plan, but the one where they assert their utter superiority and smack the hero around a bit. I know it's showed up in far more bad movies than good…

MENDOZAAAAAA

His science is too tight!

Or the variant at the end of the movie: "You killed 17 Soviet diplomats, caused $400 million in damage to the Los Angeles freeway system… AND SAVED THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER."

Can I just say
I really like the pictures on these two Inventories. That is all.

Duplicity
I remember this being lightly panned by The AV Club when it came out. Is there dissension among the ranks on this one?

No, but John Waters is on pins and needles.

Yes, I'm going to be That Guy
Buffy only went to Sunnydale High for three years. She transferred in sophomore year after burning down her previous school's gym.

Actually, he named her Destiny Hope Cyrus.

NOT THE BEES! NO! NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EEEEEYES!

What about the Secret Wars? The ones that turned Spider-Man black?

Jack Palace
Not to be confused with Jack Palance, who is much less spacious.

Alright, which staffer said "Win"?
Can we be done with that now? Using "win" or "fail" as nouns, or, worse, sentence-length interjections?

Jefferson Model Airplane
Oh, snap!

Oh, Elegant Victorian Lady. Never change.

I really liked Black Snake Moan. It was sleazy and delightful.

Crippling Faberge egg habit.

In my Mamet fanfiction Joe Mantegna gets beamed onto the Enterprise and has to fight a Star Destroyer. And then he makes out with Leela.