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This looks a hell of a lot like any of the Thief games. Is it? Because, well, I really liked those games.

My Morning Jacket. The first five tracks of It Still Moves will (should) kick your ass. But look up a live version of Gideon on YouTube if you really want to see what the fuss is about.

No Lamb of God? Ashes of the Wake is worthy of at least a top 50 list, no?

Clearly the AV Club was in a B mood this week. Look at the other reviews.

I don't think you guys are giving Aykroyd and Ramis enough credit. Granted, Aykroyd doesn't get a lot of great quotable lines because he's supposed to be childishly earnest, but he does a great job playing off the world-weariness of Murray, and Ramis has some of the best deadpan lines in the movie, although they're

I don't think there are enough jingoistic pro-America Christmas tunes. "Jesus Was Born for the USA," etc. I wish Lee Greenwood would get on that.

SNL is developing a clear bias against homely but talented comic actors. First they drop Casey Wilson and Michaela Watkins and replace them with Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad, while at the same time sticking Abby Elliot in every goddamn sketch against all reason. Then we get Megan Fox, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Swift and

Brad Pitt only has one Southern accent. His Inglourious Basterds accent was the same as his Benjamin Button accent, only louder.

Glenn Beck is a hysterical dumbass. There's no defense for him. Sorry.

Don't forget American Pastoral. Top-notch.

I think he was born in Ontario, raised in BC.

I always thought it was a TV joke until I met a guy from BC who said "aboot." I almost fell off my chair the first time I heard it.

I love how primitive the characters are in this show. They're barely literate, with an understanding of the world that they've obviously constructed entirely from rumors and misheard facts. So I always dig it when one of them bursts out with some ridiculous bit of made-up knowledge, like the cigarette smoke and apple

"I just don't see where Emmerich can go from here."

She stole Charlie Sheen's manhood.

Man, multiple artists is killing the charts. Also, whatever happened to Shania Twain? She was the Taylor Swift of 1997, or something like that.

Hairless, translucent, psychokinetic.

"Welcome to 2009, folks!"

Black people are usually magical in some way in SK stories. Knowing that SK was a huge Lovecraft fan, it's an interesting contrast.

Pam's shift in character is a little unexpected because of how tolerant she's always been toward Michael. But I always assumed that part of that shift is a comment on the receptionist position itself, which is usually filled by women, and which demands a certain level of chirpy subservience. Hence the introduction of