"naming as a violent act of separation, defining invisible barriers not unlike a sonic fence" - You just blew my mind… also like a sonic fence.

I don't think you can return a check for spite.

And Venture Bros.' Captain Sunshine, a homosexual superman/batman who seems like a pedophile but apparently is officially not a pedophile.

I'm pretty sure "Be Careful What You Witch For" is the worst tag line I've ever read.

An animal-rights argument that ended with civility. Don't that beat all.

I started reading the first Jack Reacher book this week. He is supposed to be very tall and blonde. Also, the book appears to be terrible.

I made to 1:10, and I'm pretty ashamed of sticking out the last twenty seconds of that.

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His pattern indicates two-half thinking.

Yes, it's important to provide a jokey means of distinguishing it from a real quote, e.g., "…one PBS executive probably said."

Seriously. This is the Glass Joe of debating points.

He Bluthed himself, is all.

"More space opera than superhero movie"

Hasn't The Dissolve been mentioned 'round here yet?

I think that's most of the point of MENSA's existence. I prefer to just tell everyone about my perfect score on Raven's Standard Progressive Matrices.

At least she can blame it on the director, Tibor.

Kenard strikes again!

All overdubbed. Example: when he's saying "hold on to your butts" while turning the power back on, if you look at his lips you can tell he's actually saying "GRAB YA ASS!!!"

Is this another one of those obnoxious Mountain Dew ads that plays before the real trailers?

No one knows who Krang is! It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television!