Sleep deprivation and cigarettes. For the kids, to stunt their growth. For George R. R. Martin, to get more writing done.

You had one job!

Damn you, objectivists! I'll have my revenge when I return in the year 500,000,000 A.D.!

Jeez, were they really that young? Was this photo taken four years before the show went into production? Why do I feel like my life is slipping away right now?

Roger Ebert always credits Gene Siskel for: "a film should be more interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch."

it's like visiting an old friend.

Wentworth Miller and Nicole Kidman? There had better not be any Anthony Hopkinses playing black guys in this one.

"camouflage beer koozie Ted Nugent"— genius.

See? Only sex-perverts like minimalism.

I love that song, but the acoustic version always makes me wish there were… more notes, I guess? Fifth chords don't work on water unless you've got power.

I think we can all agree that there's plenty of smug douchery on all sides here. Don't fight!

You could make a nice found-poetry "Mr. Kite"-style song out of this.

You forgot to pay, you taco nazi.

Now with 70% more neck!

Coast guard?

Hiooooo!

Hey, he faked laryngitis so that Kundun could gain confidence in his science!

Hey, he faked laryngitis so that Kundun could gain confidence in his science!

Chris Brown: if it's attracted to men, he'll punch it.

And has a lot more "so bad it's good" mojo than (apparently) Liz and Dick.