I suppose we learned today that genocide is a verb…

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Too bad affirmative action didn't stop him from getting that job.

Jerry made the mistake of eating a white and black cookie.

That comment really got me down.

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

"But, you're not a racist."
"Of course I am! I love Nascar!"

I see what you did there.

^ makes a quick run to the bakery.

Turns out it's just one black guy, with a Facebook friend list a mile long.

There's always a job for him at Fox Sports if the Daily Show thing doesn't pan out.

The white half or the black half?

Homofowlist!

Stop saying The Mighty Hercules.

The climax of the film is the Spin Cycle Fantastique.

I've never heard of them before, but just looked them up and they are pretty sweet.

Let me know when the Matchbox movie comes out.

Just wait, in 20 years or so she'll be doing this every year. Bet you never thought she'd turn out to be the new Andy Williams.

"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!"

You didn't whip it good enough.