I got a Teddy Roosevelt notification for this?

"Forget it. You had your chance to cooperate, but you thought it'd be more fun to
insult me. Now I'm gonna destroy the Hindenburg, wise-ass."

Another American industry gone down the tubes…

"I think Alan Swann is beneath us!"
"Of course he's beneath us, he's an actor!"

I appreciate all the replies but I was hoping to hear from The Space Pope as well…

The inevitable video is coming where the two of them twerk and tear up pictures of the pope at the same time.

If this kid starts drinking vodka, child services'll be there before the end of the episode.

"The only sign of Natalie Morales is her credit."

♫ Moby, Moby, Moby, Moby, Michael Stipe
Moby, Moby, Moby, Moby, Michael Stipe
Michael Stipe, Michael Stipe
Moby, Moby, Michael Stipe
Moby, Moby, Moby, Michael Chiklis
Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis
Michael Chiklis, Moby-Moby
Michael Stipe, Michael Chiklis
Heston Blumenthal! ♫

Can anyone explain the true meaning of Tyler Perry's Christmas?

The Canyons, starring Alana Smithee.

a part or two that brought tears to my eyes

You're thinking of Dawsh.

I could use a bit of dosh.

Heyyyyyyyyy…. No Batman, No Batman, No Batman!

Donayt 2 hizz KikStarTerrr projeKKKt 2dyae, Gangstazzz!!!

You've just given me a great idea for a show!  It's called Shit My Mom & Dad Say.

Just bring back the Captain and everything will be fine.

I'm totally against all this genetic engineering.  Now they're splicing together chickens and Volvos?

Don't rush the man.  He's still got to coach the US women's soccer team to the next World Cup and invent a new internet that protects us from government spying before he can even think about creating the most popular show in the history of television.