Don't Google the question, Moss!

There was.  You should continue to miss it.

You don't want the rainforest to die, do you?

Careful now.

Art Malik, but he's a bit old for it now.  He used to play all those sorts of roles.

She was Mahvelous!

The whole "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover" thing always reminded me of "Sex (I'm a)" by Berlin, and I'd just start singing the lyrics to that instead.

The man could stick unnecessary parentheses in a song title like no one else.

Boy, if it ever stops being the 70's we'll all be in trouble.

I'm fairly sure they've had to replace all their Siouxsie & The Banshees albums several times.

It happened to me, and it could happen to you.

BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD
sorry, what?
THE DAMN THING GONE WILD
sorry, I can't hear you!

It's a nice day to start again…
It's a nice day for a…

*click*  *whistle*

Well, people have complained above about not being able to see Q.I.  -  start there and add Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Would I Lie To You, You Have Been Watching, Epic Win, Mock The Week, Room 101… ad infinitum.

I saw this on You Have Been Watching and decided I never needed to see any of Neighbours ever again:

That line didn't seem quite so silly to me once I saw "The Ouevre".

Yet torrents and YouTube can’t yet compete with the pristine quality of an official HD broadcast or Blu-ray

There's gonna be a borstal breakout!

Where will it end?
Where will it end?