"Where Are They Now?", now residing in the "Where Are They Now?" file.

Florida blimp/magnate/Ponzi schemer Lou Pearlman

Fairly sure they were beating each other up.

I'm patiently waiting for the day Berry stars in The Life Story Of BRIAN BLESSED.

"Hate Floats" is still in the top 5 of episodes.

Pronounce every vowel.

That's the sort of place this is, Jen.  A lot of sexy people not doing much work… and having affairs.

See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table.  So it's not safe to unload it, unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff.  And you don't want to end up in middle of invalid memory.

I found the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.

I need your mind on the job, not thinking about sexy sex all the time!

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Look out, it's Lars Von Trier's Former A.D.!

And unfortunately, we'll always have Paris.

Rastamouse.

Did Zapp come before Midnight Star? It was one of those two, anyway.

Any minute now…

One day soon we'll see a Nigerian prince with a kickstarter campaign.

And how do you know he wasn't?

Perhaps they're just generating future Eisley members, for a Menudo-style turnover down the road.

No jokes about "a wretched hive of scum and villany" yet?  I'm disappointed.