Facts don't matter.

Well, that's sweet.

But why lie about being admired by Morrissey when your fans used to sneer at or beat up kids in Smiths t-shirts?

That's discounting "All Star" being used in every movie 2000-2005.

*tearfully turns in Purple Tentacle Club fan card*

*Mikey explodes*

Whose fans is this news supposed to dishearten?

Jeremy Tardy? A little late to the game.
Calum Worthy? Seems OK.
Kate Comer?

I guess it's fortunate that they're actors then.

What's the age cutoff between "hipster beard" and "looks like a homeless guy Dikachu knows"? Or is it just that the beard is graying?

Good Penance (The Time of Your Life)

"Everyone's In Pain" by M.R.I.

"Scott Pruitt's doing a bang-up job of dismantling all scientific oversight of our environmental policy, but Trumpy body-slammed CNN!"

I thought she didn't look to be having much fun at this outdoor rave.

Didn't you hear? An appeals court denied the rollback of methane emissions standards.

Depends on the type of exposure.

*clutches soap box*

If you need Great Job Internet to write 200 words in setting up your joke, it's not a very funny joke.

Brody's not great, but at least he's not so in love with his terrible jokes as Anthony Lane.

It's a prequel: