A "white, chubby" American, according to NPR (seriously, that's how they described him). GOP's gonna have a hard time spinning this.

It's true, Xanderpuss has been laughing nonstop for 45 minutes or so. I think we need to take him to a doctor or something.

Is this a good time to discuss our favorite Cosby Show episodes?

"Who's President in 2017?"
"Donald Trump."
"Oh right, the sleazy real estate mogul with the terrible hair."

More like U Snooze and Bleck, amirite?

That's Oneohtrix Point Never.

I'm seconding Gentle Herpes for once here. Pitt produces some good films these days but he will always be a weak actor. His scene acting against Chiwetel Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave was kind of like watching a greyhound race a hamster.

My company had to send out a similar memo before our annual retreat to Topeka.

I say we retaliate by putting malware on photos in Putin's instagram. He's probably got a photo of himself in a mesh onesie.

Think of all the borscht you could buy with $250 a day!

Forget it, Penelope. It's Jina-town.

Peter Stormare pretty much makes anything good. I'll check out whatever the hell "Pop" is.

Or you could just listen to an unattended table saw for four minutes.

Well, I'm a 28-year-old powerlifter but I'm pretty sensitive as well.

Doesn't help that the original was boring as hell. Easily of the weakest of the Universal monsters.

Perfect irony: Universal can't manage a universe.

They're a digital version of the games you played in your time, like mumbletypeg or spitting in each other's hair.

Ooh, I need a dirty woman.

I damn near lost my mind following a CATBOE plate for several miles. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

Look, it's a mindlessly repeated meme. Get 'im!