This from the country that gave Manowar its career.

My brain did need a new thing to obsess over at 2:30am…

Who'd want to claim credit for one of the most forgettable songs on that album?

It would be hacked instantly and "My Greasy Balls" would be announced winner of the Visual Effects award.

Whoa, scorching take there, that the Oscars are somehow irrelevant.

Think thank thunk

Your point is there's a correlation between intelligence and watching awards shows?

Hi, Joshua Cosby. What did you think about the Moonlight-La La Land mix-up?

Don't you besmirch Juggling For A Cure. Saved my cousin, it did.

You guys are giving Adult Swim ideas for a jury-based show.

This Fall on ABC!

"Pennsylvania country" must be a subgenre of C&W I haven't heard yet.

He hates that kitten too, huh?

*Trump teams with Eminem to hate on Moby some more*

*lays down intricate collection of rakes around apples*

Should've just used my parents' home movies.

Prince Rogers Waters?

Everyone knows New Mexico is the place to lay low for a while.

Yup, the James Boyd case: http://www.npr.org/sections…

The recent epidemic of police shootings in Albuquerque is interesting because there doesn't seem to be a race component. Cops there just really love murdering people regardless of color.