I recently had the misfortune of watching Cardona's Tintorera: Killer Shark, which features many of the same actors as The Bermuda Triangle and is in the running for worst film I've ever seen.

I think the latest iteration of A.V. Club staff still sort of tries to hold on to the community aspect that the website used to stand for, but they always do it in the worst way.

Mine either. It's always she saying "you'll never find anyone better" and me taking it as a challenge to go whoring for a couple months before I realize I'm being a total asshole in life.

This is discriminatory against people who always do the dumping because they're terrified of commitment. I'm not one of them, but I am their attorney.

You need to date less self-involved women.

The paper also mistakenly ran a photo of Tim Conway in place of Netanyahu.

Looking forward to Springsteen topping Rolling Stone's 2077 "Album of the Year" list.

Springsteen and Harry Potter: 2 trends that should have ended in the 2000s

Muggleland

Excuse me, shamer would doesn't find the kid who tilts his head back and forth extremely sexy.

No.

Servant centaur in Fantasia

The Man Who Would Be a Tampon

Also, you're having a stroke!

Kalaeloa's lame. Papaʻapohonalukakala is where it's at.

You're talking about singers who draw upon life experiences instead of the histrionically wailing Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston bots that this show produces. I suppose there's room for both.

Shouldn't we be preparing for the Russian version, Nesting iDoll?

The handwritten card clearly indicated it was a butternut squash once owned by a mass murderer.

Beyonce also seemed bored with the haunted house I built in the hallways to my guest bed and that room where I store stuff, so who're you going to trust?

No props from Donnie Darko?