Newswire commenters are people who don't know (or claim to not know) who Massive Attack is (see today's earlier post). I don't think you're going to win many converts here. I guess let's just be glad that a Netflix show is engaging some folks.

You know it. Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus from the Serengeti.

I'd comment, but I keep being distracted by John C. McGinley in the corner of my eye. Don't let him get me.

Yeah! Let's hit the high seas and condemn those music pirates!

That's a lot of faux-angry typing for no clear purpose.

As I'm sure it's been said by people more eloquent than me, why would you bother remaking a giallo movie? The whole genre was based on atmosphere, oversaturated colors, and a feeling of unease. But not story, so just do something new with those elements.

Ooh, The Tinkler!

Fair enough.

You misunderstood the story. It's actually a biopic of noted fashion designer Scarf Ace, starring Jason Momoa.

Death Race was just fun enough to justify its existence.

I like that this is coming from the most consistently negative commenter around here.

Damn your eyes, man!

That's who turned the water green!

Well, since I won't get another garish CGI nightmare two summers from now, I'll need to make plans to take mescaline and let kids whack my head with clown hammers.

Eat my photon, smallhead!

Eh, why mess with perfection?

Meh, sounds hard.

I wasn't clamoring for this. In fact, now that I think about it, I've never clamored for anything. What does the practice entail?

Everyone always thinks my name is a dick joke (justifiably) when it's actually a reference to a nonsequitur joke in Idiocracy.

I just praised the Whopper as a "classic". You think I have the ability to feel shame at this point?