Thicker than Brick?

I'm a never-wanted-to-be! Commenting on the A.V. Club was my life's goal!

Portishead? Those has-beens haven't released an album since 2008!

Truly vile. Well done.

What, they couldn't find roles for Martin Shkreli and Michael Vick?

I originally didn't see the word "comedy" in the headline and I was having fun with the idea of a Breakin' 2-style dance-off to save a mental institution from an evil developer.

He just did a guest appearance on My Little Pony (I don't watch it but I saw a mention of it on his Twitter). Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it seemed like a show of strength for his daughter, an example of keeping active and outgoing.

It's a ruse. Your daughters really want be North Korean dictators for Halloween and this is a way to acquire the gray jumpsuits.

Planet Hollywood Tbilisi will be sorely missed.

Yeah, it's not anyone would notice if I were wearing a Sloth mask.

We want Toblerone!

Surprisingly, not McTiernan but Reginald VelJohnson.

Seems fair.

Mezzanine had a legendarily fraught creation period, with relations between the core band completely breaking down. Worth a read: http://www.factmag.com/2013…

I had no idea he's still alive.

Donald Fagen sang exclusively about losers, so I guess Louie? Taxi if you want to dig?

But how else could Biggie have known what to do without Puffy's on-point directives like "Yeah" and "Uh"?

More like Cumberbletch!

Who can say what it is, really?

Ice Cube is down with the TV
Now every single bitch wanna see me