I'd watch if Suge Knight would dangle him from an uppermost square.

I know I saw this in the theater but I remember absolutely nothing about it. Same thing with Irma Vep so maybe Assayas just isn't for me.

[Abe Simpson voice]

It was dumb.

I didn't hate it. A few turns of phrase made me laugh.

I'd assume that of anyone who'd have sex with you.

Cleaning up our nation's highways, you ingrate!

I just watched Spy over the weekend because I hadn't seen a Melissa McCarthy/Paul Feig movie before and Ms. Goblin wants to see Ghostbusters. It was dumb.

It's no Goonies, I guess.

I thought people generally liked that movie. Certainly it showed how funny Dalton is as a campy villain a decade and a half before Hot Fuzz.

Fascinating.

*John Krasinski kicks pebble*

So was Reagan. I don't think you're going to reach these guys.

Now you've done it.

Joey Pants keeps going on about the Trump Steaks, but I don't know…

Any day now I'm going to wake up in a Matrix pod with a cable in the back of my head.

Oh, you're referring to the Back To The Future films. I meant My Science Project starring Fisher Stevens.

Pfft, no one likes movies about time-traveling teenagers.

Don't worry, we will. The Running Man wouldn't lie to us.

You "Lobot or Bust" types are getting ridiculous.