Brocktoon, you cunt!

I hit that a few times. It was about 10 years ago and she was a (fake) blonde at the time. She wouldn't date me because I was a hot mess. She just used me for my body. Now I'm fat and she probably tells jokes about the size of my dick.

This makes me happier than a Pittsburgh midget

How could this have happened!? She wore glasses, for god's sake!!

Brian is going to pound Pam like a $5 piece of veal.

Actual transcript from the film's first production meeting:

Wow! That sounds so awful! lol!

Fine, 21 year wait.

I would like a review from someone who wasn't prepared to immediately love whatever record they released because they had been waiting so long they had to love it.

This review is being too kind. Much too kind.

I don't know what you mean when you say it gets heat. Season 4's got the goods

I don't know what you mean when you say it gets heat. Season 4's got the goods

I don't know what you mean when you say it gets heat. Season 4's got the goods

Ah Cabin Boy, the movie that convinced me to finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur.

Roy Scheider died like 10 years ago. So I doubt he'll be there.

Did anyone else have their fingers crossed that this would be announcing a "Lidsville" movie?

"So far, about 1,300 bands are confirmed"

I just found a box full of these over Christmas in my dad's attic. I never read a single ending.

Perhaps they'll start up "The Dark Knight Rises" where it left off?

re: Antoine Fuqua and "No way Jamie Foxx would be in a racist film" - I suggest he watch "Any Given Sunday" and then revisit that comment.