Damn, spambot, those are cheap ass shoes!

Damn, spambot, those are cheap ass shoes!

I doubt this is anywhere as good as the original where you got to see Meg Ryan's side boob.

I doubt this is anywhere as good as the original where you got to see Meg Ryan's side boob.

Is it me, or has Alyson Hannigan quite suddenly started looking really, really old. Like borderline grandma old.

Is it me, or has Alyson Hannigan quite suddenly started looking really, really old. Like borderline grandma old.

No, Bill Murray. If only for the cold open of one episode.

No, Bill Murray. If only for the cold open of one episode.

Replace him with Bill Murray. Because that would be awesome

Replace him with Bill Murray. Because that would be awesome

Easy solution: bind their feet and hands before you try to get them in the van/basement.

Easy solution: bind their feet and hands before you try to get them in the van/basement.

When I read it I pictured a slightly fatter Ron Perlman. He was in Desperation, after all.

When I read it I pictured a slightly fatter Ron Perlman. He was in Desperation, after all.

The way that Dennis seemed disappointed and had to compose himself when he discovered he wouldn't be "pushing himself" into the Asian caddy was brilliant.

The way that Dennis seemed disappointed and had to compose himself when he discovered he wouldn't be "pushing himself" into the Asian caddy was brilliant.

How is it a stretch that the best remembered Brad Pitt films (Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Ocean's Eleven, Seven, Moneyball, Interview With a Vampire) have male co-stars and the ones critics despised or were lukewarm about were romantic roles (Meet Joe Black, The Mexican)?

How is it a stretch that the best remembered Brad Pitt films (Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Ocean's Eleven, Seven, Moneyball, Interview With a Vampire) have male co-stars and the ones critics despised or were lukewarm about were romantic roles (Meet Joe Black, The Mexican)?

I knew that this would be a good movie when I found out that Brad Pitt didn't have a significant female love interest.

I knew that this would be a good movie when I found out that Brad Pitt didn't have a significant female love interest.