I heard that most of their writers were guys who hang out in the parking lot of the Home Depot on Sunset Blvd. and St. Michael's. Even big shot Hollywood producers need day laborers.

I heard that most of their writers were guys who hang out in the parking lot of the Home Depot on Sunset Blvd. and St. Michael's. Even big shot Hollywood producers need day laborers.

Jesus! A minute of fucking stage banter before the song!? That's what happens when you let Michael Penn take his dick out of her mouth.

Jesus! A minute of fucking stage banter before the song!? That's what happens when you let Michael Penn take his dick out of her mouth.

How about just plain shitty. Or nothing special music that would probably be the least offensive if they were playing live while you were in line at a coffee shop and knew your exposure to their really bland, best-suited-to-a-stirring-montage-at-the-end-of-a-CBS-crime-drama music would be over and you'd be on your way…

How about just plain shitty. Or nothing special music that would probably be the least offensive if they were playing live while you were in line at a coffee shop and knew your exposure to their really bland, best-suited-to-a-stirring-montage-at-the-end-of-a-CBS-crime-drama music would be over and you'd be on your way…

Let me give you the breakdown. Elba, who's name is Jerry, wakes up in the house of the family he raped and murdered the night before. Outside, the family's pet deer, also named Jerry, gets ready to call the cops and report him. Jerry eats breakfast and puts on a suit to try and fool Jerry into thinking he's the…

Let me give you the breakdown. Elba, who's name is Jerry, wakes up in the house of the family he raped and murdered the night before. Outside, the family's pet deer, also named Jerry, gets ready to call the cops and report him. Jerry eats breakfast and puts on a suit to try and fool Jerry into thinking he's the…

There's something you should know about Tracy Flick…

There's something you should know about Tracy Flick…

I took acid once and then got on a cross country flight to L.A.
The inflight entertainment was "Snow Falling on Cedars" and I couldn't stop farting.

I took acid once and then got on a cross country flight to L.A.
The inflight entertainment was "Snow Falling on Cedars" and I couldn't stop farting.

That sounds like an organ he's got going there

That sounds like an organ he's got going there

I was going to at least try

I was going to at least try

Putting (spolier!) in the middle of the sentence containing the thing you are spoiling makes you a shitty reviewer and a bad person. I was looking forward to watching this and masturbating. Now it's just ruined.

Putting (spolier!) in the middle of the sentence containing the thing you are spoiling makes you a shitty reviewer and a bad person. I was looking forward to watching this and masturbating. Now it's just ruined.

I'm sure Bruce will show up as a crazy redneck local who works at the gas station and Raimi's station wagon will be parked at one of the pumps.

I'm sure Bruce will show up as a crazy redneck local who works at the gas station and Raimi's station wagon will be parked at one of the pumps.